TO THE LAND OF THE NOUGAT.......



I went to send my kit bag for my trip to aussie land today. Another 3 short days before i take the big flying machine to the land down under, where kangaroos and koala bears roam..... and more importantly, THE BIRTH PLACE OF THE NOUGAT!!!!!...

For those who have eaten the nougat, congratulations for tasting one of the rare delicacies on earth... For those who haven't, here's a picture for you...

Drool people..... DROOL!!!!!

I personally like hard crunchy ones.... The soft ones are disgusting.... Anyways, im going to buy lotsa nougat back. For your infomation, nougat is pronounced ... NU... GAAA.... Not.... NO.... GAT.... If you ask the aussies where to find NOGAT, they'll stare at you blank faced, ask you what flavour are you looking for and bring you to the YOUGAT section... There, i guess you'll be able to find lotsa anlene low fat yougat and maybe other dairy products like chessdale cheese.....lol.... Trust me.... it happens...hahaha

Back to today.... When sending our kit bag, we had to pass thorough an inspection by a RSM...( Regimental Sergeant Major aka Really Sucky Man aka Really Stupid Man aka Retarded Spastic Moron....Hmm... But then again that RSM that inspected my bag is a nice guy... oh wells...) We were told that the aussies were very particular about soil and dirt. Apparently, they get very peeved about people bring in mud into their pure land...

Erm... wadsup man!!!??? Whats abit of dirt among friends? We go aussie land buy lotsa nougat, we go aussie land study, we go gold coast see bugs bunny and gang... I mean we good buddies right, bring in abit of dirt no harm lah?? At most at the airport hire more auntie and uncles go mop the floor more often lah... See we even help u create more jobs....lol..

So, we were told to go clean our boots which obviously had varying amounts of dirt on them. We ended up spending a good half hour kiwing our boots, coating the base, tounge, laces.... basically the whole boot to cover the dirt and make the boots look clean... Come to think about it.... damn funny sia... Macham take moldy bread, take a big bottle of skippy's peanut butter, bua a thick layer of peanut butter to cover all the mold and make it look nice before serving it to your friend over a cup of tea.....lol... Covering our boots with kiwi serves no purpose... after a while the kiwi will wear away and the underlying dirt will appear and whreck havoc......wahahahahaha...

Green moldy bread + Peanut butter = New bestseller from Ya Kun!!!

Anyways, i will be gone from 16 oct till 3 nov... will miss salsaing, guitaring, dotaing and many many good things in life. When i told some people that i actually volunteered to go aussieland, many people stared at me in disbelief before they started to fall of their chairs and laugh. They think im insane, giving up almost 3 weeks of creature comforts and throwing myself into the aussie wilderness on my own accord... Maybe im a tad bit insane... Well, i see it as a chance to challenge myself physical and mentally... eat abit of australian dirt, see some kangaroos and get a tan.... i mean how often do you get to travel long distances in a rover on a dusty road and look good trying to save people???

The epitome of insanity!!!!!

Maybe i'll even find a salsa club hidden in the deep reccesses of the aussie dessert...hahaha... i'll really light up the scene then....lol.. Nevermind... scoff all you want you cynics... after the 19 days, i'll return a betterman, tall dark and handsome....wahahahahahaha...

Jimmy the salsa dancing kangaroo playing it cool....