One step closer... ...


Well, as you folks know, i am gonna leave the forces soon, i finally matriculated into SMU yesterday!!! yippee!!! I didn't do really well for my As... oni got ABC GPA2 so i was actually vwery vwery lucky to get into my current faculty of economics and social science.

This faculty is a relatively new faculty. I hope to major in psychology and marketing. Then, i would be able to psycho people to give me their money. " Gimme yer money... ... Gimme yer money " lol....

Well there are certain perks studying in smu. Its near town... ... No it's IN TOWN!!! My fac is the closest to Plaza Singapura, Princep Place and Parklane. This mean that whenever im bored, i can always head down to play lan, watch a movie, chill out at the numerous cafes and if im out to impress, i can always blow some cash at plaza sing...lol

Besides the numerous hangouts around smu, smu is connected to Dohby Gaut MRT station. This is good as i'll be moving to jalan kayu which i believe is located somewhere deep in the Himalayan mountains. The nearest MRT station would be Seng Kang i think. Thus, i'll be able to take a direct train from home to school using the NEL. Besides, the trains running on the nel are newer and have bigger seats, just nice for my big ass....lol

The most important benefit that i'll get is that, it'll bring me one step closer to one of my new year resolutions, that is to GET A GIRLFIREND THAT LOOKS AS GOOD AS DENISE KELLER BY THE END OF THE YEAR!!!!! Back to smu, as mentioned above, my fac is a relatively new one. Thus, as of now, i heard that there are only about 40 plus guys in my faculty!!! yippee!!! talk about a needle in a haystack. Guys will become the attap seed u find in ice kacang. There are ususally only about 2 per bowl...lol. Nice to eat but all so rare...hahahahah.

As you can see, the ratio of guy to gal will be like 0.25 : 124 000 000 ,so the ratio of guys to good looking gals like denise keller will be about 0.37 : 135 000 which means that, i'll be not 1 but err 32 steps closer to realising my resolution for the year. i can't wait...hahahahaha

Ok dear friends, now that you know know my goal for the year, you too can aid me in my quest for that special one...lol... If u have single female friends, sisters, cousins... ... who are above 1.70m, long hair, slim, pleseant looking, smart, scored a minimum of 4As and 1 S paper for A levels, dances salsa... ...(visit www.youngsquest06.com for the full list of requirements... lol) , do ask them to visit the mentioned webbie or call 1800-112-youngsquest for a registration form to sign up*. After all entries have been compiled, shortlisted applicants will be contacted to come down to sit for a written essay and an interview with young and his panel of judges. Succesful candiates will then be called up for a 2 weeks long internship with young to further access their suitability for the role, followed by a final round of interviews. The winner selected will then be put under 1 month probation with young, during which young can still change his mind. If all goes well, the lucky gal will carry one with young....wahahahahaha...

So what are you waiting for? Call now!!! !!!

*Succesful applications will be subjected to a S$15 administration fee.